Cute girl on the island of Ometepe in Nicaragua... She would call me Jackie Chan... Her name was Marjorie... If I ever wanted to flirt with a girl, all I would do is go down a muddy, slippery path on the lush, jungle-like side of a Nicaraguan volcano. Yeah...WTF?

There was a cute girl on an island in Nicaragua, but...she was a cute girl on an island in Nicaragua... Enough said.